Keep tellin' ya guys, there are no authorities around here. Welcome to the wild west--we have literally no animal control. The closest humane society is 50 miles away. There are no animal control officers.

The closest thing we have is the (already overworked) sheriff's deputies, who will respond to aggressive dog things and repeat complaints (if they have time). This one wouldn't rate. After all, she brought the dog in and had her treated.