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draggonlaady ([personal profile] draggonlaady) wrote2009-02-02 11:29 am
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How to make Dr S unhappy

Call at 9am, tell the receptionist you have a cow with a DA, and you will be in by 10 so Dr S can do surgery on her.

Show up at 11:30.

[identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, for the love of...

What's a DA, by the way? I'm guessing it doesn't mean that the cow has a DeviantArt account?

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
displaced abomasum. means she's got a bloaty stomach that's floated into an abnormal position.

[identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooog, sounds nasty.

[identity profile] brainweevil.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like dinner.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't wanna eat her anyway. Bony old dairy cow.