draggonlaady: (Nice Girl)
draggonlaady ([personal profile] draggonlaady) wrote2009-02-05 02:51 pm
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To the morons...

who cannot figure out that it is unwise to drive without headlights in fog so heavy that you cannot see the end of the building you're standing near, or who are unable to figure out that the colored lines on the roadway have meaning:

I like my life. I enjoy living it. I intend to stay alive as long as I can. If one of you dumb fuck asshats that can't figure out the fucking headlight switch in your fancy-ass SUV kills me, I swear that I will whore myself out to Satan so that I can come back and haunt your stupid ass until you kill yourself so as to remove the danger you present to other people. If you want to drive 120 miles an hour while swerving wildly across the road in the sleet and fog, you go right ahead, as long as THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS ON THE ROAD. You slide off and hit a tree, so sad for you. But leave me the Hell out of your idiocy.

[identity profile] dindrane.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
^_^

Just let me know if you want me to... "research" this... *nudge wink*

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't I just hire a voodoo worker to do it for me?

[identity profile] dindrane.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I meant; I was just trying to be subtle.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Subtle. That thing I don't do! Sorry, missed it.