How drunk do you have to be...

[draggonlaady]

not to "realize" this?

Man Wakes Up With Bullet In Tongue

POSTED: 11:54 am EDT June 22, 2005
http://www.wesh.com/irresistible/4638933/detail.html

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- There's a good reason Wendell Coleman woke up with a splitting headache: he had been shot.

Police in Jacksonville report Coleman walked 12 blocks to a hospital the other day after waking up with a very bad headache. His lip was swollen, he appeared to have powder burns and he had trouble speaking.

Doctors found a bullet in Coleman's tongue. He told police a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during an argument late the night before. Coleman said he heard a gun go off, but then went home and went to sleep not realizing he had been shot.

Police said they are looking for a suspect, but besides the bullet, don't have much to go on.

Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Comments

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

has anyone told you lately that you're a nutter? not that it's a bad thing, mind you, just thought i'd point it out :P

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Ummm...not lately, but thank you.
Yeah, that story also involved a dwarf (i.e. dwarfism, not Gimli), a secret passage, and a covert art project.

I need to find it and rework it, now that I think about it.

Thanks for the nutter comment, really nudged me back into gear.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

i do what i can to help... i prefer when you're in gear, cuz it means i get to read more of your stories, and enjoy the wonderful (or disturbing, as the case may be) imagery.