That I have crazy/weird clients. This woman is one of them:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/09/monkey.smuggling/

This is, by the way, the woman who wanted me to remove microchips from her dogs. Who is adamantly (fanatically, even) opposed to the National Animal Identification System.
As Dr S says "Gee, no wonder she's opposed to animal identification!"



This woman is another:

http://www.kctv5.com/news/14098441/detail.html
http://www.washingtoninjuryattorneyblog.com/2008/09/chewelah_washington_woman_on_t_1.html
http://www.cjonline.com/stories/020208/loc_242966995.shtml
http://www.ktka.com/news/2008/nov/12/ramona_morgan_sentenced_26_years/