When you're driving, drive.

[draggonlaady]

If you are so fascinated with the combiners and harvesters working the fields you're driving past, PULL THE FUCK OVER and watch them. Take pictures. Be a tourist. Yay for you. But get the hell off my road. Drifting down the highway at 15 miles and hour less than the speed limit, while swaying in and out of your lane because you're leaning across your passenger's lap pointing and staring is NOT appropriate, safe, or appreciated by the people stuck behind your dumb ass.
Fucking city boy, gawking at the tractors.

Please also note, turn signals are for signalling when you are approaching a turn. When used as intended, the signal is (I know this is a difficult concept) turned OFF after making such a turn. So why was the truck I was stuck behind signalling for a left turn for TEN MILES before turning RIGHT?

And one last for the day...

Parking spaces are for parking in. Sidewalks are for walking on. Do not be mistaking these, especially when I'm trying to park. Walking through the parking spaces parallel to, but 2 feet off of, the sidewalk is just stupid. Glaring at me when I stop and signal (Demonstrating an appropriate use of the turn signal!) that I want to place my truck into the parking spot occupied by your soft carcass just makes me want to stop waiting and park on top of you. And honey, you would LOSE that battle, the truck is much larger than even your fat ass.

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[evil-egg.livejournal.com]

There's easy answer to all this: Monster truck wheels.

But yeah, drivers can suck. Hope I don't end up quite that bad.