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Don't Feed The Trolls

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[11:42] phpcodesausage: Sorry to creep you out but I used to masturbate thinking about you in 9th grade between classes, then once, I came into class after masturbating and you talked to me. You asked to borrow a pencil and during the test, you put the pencil in your mouth. It turned me on thinking I touched my penis, touched the pencil and it went in your mouth.. ITS INFECTED ITS BETTER THAN QUAKE ?
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[identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I... am... speechless...

[identity profile] brainweevil.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. I must have used the wrong log in. Sorry. Really, I just wanted to be the first to say that.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I'd remember you if I knew you in school.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty special, init?

[identity profile] brainweevil.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[identity profile] hiebster.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Dude doesn't wash his hands afterward? You're better off not knowing him. By the way, doesn't one usually bite down when one sticks a pencil in their mouth? Just sayin'.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I figure it's a complement if someone wants to think of me, right? I mean, they could be imagining Angelina Jolie or somebody...but yeah. I did not reply.

[identity profile] dina-james.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
At least he apologized first for creeping you out, right? He's a polite creepy guy....

*edited for spelling because I need more caffeine*
Edited 2009-01-07 02:48 (UTC)

[identity profile] groundbyground.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
holy crap

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
that's a great one, yes?

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
heh. you gotta try harder than that to creep me out, mostly i think trolls are sorta pitifully funny. this one was just more so than most.

[identity profile] brainweevil.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Some people like it when you bite down. Just sayin'

[identity profile] kresentia.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my....

[identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Special" is right.

[identity profile] huashan.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've check with the rest of the Trolls, and it wasn't any of us.

[identity profile] geopoliticus.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, i got one too! what a creeper.

i think it is a bot.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
aww, and here i thought i was his special one. hehehe.

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmph. LIKELY story.

[identity profile] huashan.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
None of us were ever in high school...

[identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
another likely story :P
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