How to make Dr S unhappy

[draggonlaady]

Call at 9am, tell the receptionist you have a cow with a DA, and you will be in by 10 so Dr S can do surgery on her.

Show up at 11:30.

Comments

[evil-egg.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of...

What's a DA, by the way? I'm guessing it doesn't mean that the cow has a DeviantArt account?

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

displaced abomasum. means she's got a bloaty stomach that's floated into an abnormal position.

[evil-egg.livejournal.com]

Ooog, sounds nasty.

[brainweevil.livejournal.com]

Sounds like dinner.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't wanna eat her anyway. Bony old dairy cow.