Twilight.

[draggonlaady]

Wisdom from 4-chan. Frighting concept, I know.

"Seriously, Twilight has conditioned a legion of prepubescent girls into believing that obsessive/possessive behavior and objectification of women is not only acceptable, but also romantic as fuck. Stephanie Meyers has done the sexual deviants the world over a huge favor."

I suppose I should get around to reading this book, just to see how bad it really is.

Comments

[neogrammarian.livejournal.com]

I'd highly recommend reading any one of a number of hilarious sendups online instead, esp if it's one hip to the Mormon not-so subtext of the books.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

I probably wouldn't really get them without having read the book they're aiming at first though, would I?

[neogrammarian.livejournal.com]

pfft. these are so formulaic just assume you've already read them.

magical realist formula + LDS = Twilight

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

Aaarrgh! It must be time for bed. I just read that as, "magical realist formula +LSD = Twilight."

*sigh*

Although, . . . "magical realist formula + LDS + LSD = Twilight" would certainly explain the *s*p*a*r*k*l*y* vampires.

Then again, I have a thing for glitter and a firm belief that (s)he who dies with the most glitter *wins*! (Scarily, I may be in the lead there.) ;-P

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

Actually, I read it like that too, and didn't realize until you said something that I'd gotten it mixed up :D