Nah; my problem is entirely with the girl. I expect vampires to be creepy-asshole-murdering-monster-things. Hell, Spike was my favorite Buffy character, and he was a psychorapistkiller. What I absolutely cannot fathom is the dipshit girl's response. She's like the girl from Oliver, that stays with the bad guy "because he needs me" and ends up dead when he gets pissed at her. Or, you know, any other person who enters into an obviously abusive relationship, instead of running like hell. I mean it's not like this is sneaking in after months or years of being together, this is huge red-flag issue on their second date. RUN, BITCH, RUN!

But oh, no... "I'm in love and there's nothing I can do, and he may be a monster, but he'll never hurt me because he loves me." Fuck.That.Shit.