Just want to clear a few things up
Apr. 7th, 2007 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
First point--I cannot count the number of times I've heard that foals, calves, kids, lambs, whatever can't come out backwards. Bullshit. You've got 2 back feet, pull the damn thing. Don't waste your time and energy trying to shove the little bugger back in and go fishing for front feet and a head. You'll throw your back out, kill the baby, and likely kill the mom, IF you can even get it to go back--it's not like mom's gonna be helping you with that, bucko.
Second point--make absofuckinglutely Goddamn needle-in-your-eye-go-to-Hell-if-you-die CERTAIN that you have either 2 back feet, or 2 front feet AND A NOSE before you pull on anything. If you have 2 front feet without a nose, or one back foot and one front food, do not under ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES PULL ON ANYTHING.
Got that? Good. Then my work here is done for now.
Second point--make absofuckinglutely Goddamn needle-in-your-eye-go-to-Hell-if-you-die CERTAIN that you have either 2 back feet, or 2 front feet AND A NOSE before you pull on anything. If you have 2 front feet without a nose, or one back foot and one front food, do not under ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES PULL ON ANYTHING.
Got that? Good. Then my work here is done for now.