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A clue to some folks out there--walking into a clinic and demanding medication is NOT a good way to start a conversation if you actually expect to GET anything.

Having started this way, though, you may be tempted to continue by bragging to your own medical knowledge, while refusing to give any information to the clinic staff about the animal or condition which you are want to treat. Please refrain from this, as is it only impresses us with your obstinacy and stupidity.

When the staff refuses to dispense medication for a condition that you cannot describe to them, the most useful response is to make an appointment for the animal to be examined. Obscenities, stomping out of the clinic, and slamming the door will most certainly not win you favor or medications for your animal.

We can NOT dispense random medications for unknown conditions to semi-random people who want drugs for unidentified animals which are not even theirs! I, for one, am in the business of helping animals while staying out of jail.

Thank you for your attention to these matters.

Date: 2007-10-09 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
It's absolute madness.

Date: 2007-10-10 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com
at least madmen are fairly consistent.

Date: 2007-10-10 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
We tend to be, sometimes.

Date: 2007-10-10 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sphynx-again.livejournal.com
Oh, come on! I've heard jail is fun!

Date: 2007-10-10 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com
ye have, have ye? well, i've been inside a couple (not LOCKED inside, mind you, just visiting) and it didn't seem fun to me at all.

Date: 2007-10-10 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huashan.livejournal.com
QUICK! I NEED KETAMINE IN LARGE DOSES IMMEDIATELY! NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS!

Date: 2007-10-10 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huashan.livejournal.com
Sheesh...take all the fun out of doping myself into a stupor...
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Date: 2007-10-10 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com
I'll keep that next to the others:
"We are not a loan agency"
"We are not babysitters"
"Unsupervised children will be given a puppy and an espresso"
"We are not a charity, and most of our clients are "fixed income" so don't bother begging"

so girl, you need to call or email me, and let me know how things are going since that last email!

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