It screws up my sleep schedule and leads to dreams...
I was playing in a river with some friends (cannot remember who anymore). We were floating down river on innertubes and getting out at a shallow part, then walking back up. Except that we missed, and three of us almost went over the waterfall. Then we had to swim back upriver pushing the innertubes because the banks were too steep to get out.
Then somehow I was out to lunch with a couple co-workers when this very irate woman stalked up to the table and began berating us. I can't remember what she was so pissed about, but she slammed a bag down on the table and told us it would explode shortly, then stormed off.
We called the police, of course, and they evacuated the building, except for me. For some reason, they wouldn't let me leave. My co-workers went to get the truck to pick me up.
While I was waiting, someone walked up to me with a phone and said that someone (there was a name, but I can only remember the initials; C.B.) from Washington State University was calling me. I answered and it was a woman, who asked me for details about the "situation I was involved with."
"What situation is that? I'm involved in a lot of situations."
"The current one."
"I'm involved in several situations a day. What are you asking about?"
Then she got very cranky, and started berating me because it was cold outside and it was my fault that she had to be evacuated.
"My fault?!? Someone threatened to blow me up and that's MY FAULT?!?"
She hung up.
The police finally let me go, and as I was walking out to the truck with my friends, a crazy woman in a pink jogging suit came running out of a phone booth (I assume this was the woman accosting me on the phone) and started yelling at us. We ran past her to get to the truck.
I was playing in a river with some friends (cannot remember who anymore). We were floating down river on innertubes and getting out at a shallow part, then walking back up. Except that we missed, and three of us almost went over the waterfall. Then we had to swim back upriver pushing the innertubes because the banks were too steep to get out.
Then somehow I was out to lunch with a couple co-workers when this very irate woman stalked up to the table and began berating us. I can't remember what she was so pissed about, but she slammed a bag down on the table and told us it would explode shortly, then stormed off.
We called the police, of course, and they evacuated the building, except for me. For some reason, they wouldn't let me leave. My co-workers went to get the truck to pick me up.
While I was waiting, someone walked up to me with a phone and said that someone (there was a name, but I can only remember the initials; C.B.) from Washington State University was calling me. I answered and it was a woman, who asked me for details about the "situation I was involved with."
"What situation is that? I'm involved in a lot of situations."
"The current one."
"I'm involved in several situations a day. What are you asking about?"
Then she got very cranky, and started berating me because it was cold outside and it was my fault that she had to be evacuated.
"My fault?!? Someone threatened to blow me up and that's MY FAULT?!?"
She hung up.
The police finally let me go, and as I was walking out to the truck with my friends, a crazy woman in a pink jogging suit came running out of a phone booth (I assume this was the woman accosting me on the phone) and started yelling at us. We ran past her to get to the truck.