OKCupid capers

So I decided to check my OKC message box today... and first thing is that I have a message from OKC itself, telling me that this person, http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Master_of_You, has added me to their "saved list" and wants me to know that. Ok, fine. Except that said person didn't message me directly. NOT a good sign for him being what he claims he is... cuz who wants a "master" who apparently doesn't have the spine to contact a potential sub himself?

Second message was from someone who's profile is basically blank, except that it says he's from Jersey, Georgia. Here's what his message said (copy and paste is wonderful...all typos are his):

I was searching through this site when i came across your profile.I must say you are a very beautiful Woman and will like to know you better.Am Paul Dickson by name am from Texas in the US.My main purpose of registering in this site is that am looking for a partner.A woman that i will call a wife not for my money but for who i am.Am not married and i dont have kids.I am working with a travelling company.Any interested person who sees and think am is kind of man should contact me and reply me on pauldickson008@yahoo.com
Thanks
Paul

So yeah. How do I attract such winners? or is that weiners?