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[draggonlaady]

Subject line: They sailed to the Western Sea, they did


They whistled and warbled a moony song
And everyone cried, 'You'll all be drowned
They called aloud, 'Our Sieve ain't big
But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig
In a Sieve we'll go to sea
Far and few, far and few
Are the lands where the Jumblies live
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue
And they went to sea in a Sieve
They sailed away in a Sieve, they did
In a Sieve they sailed so fast
With only a beautiful pea-green veil
Tied with a riband by way of a sail
To a small tobacco-pipe mast
And everyone said, who saw them go

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And the runner up:
Subject line And a lovely monkey with lollipop paws