Apr. 7th, 2007

draggonlaady: (Grinding Bones)
Had a lovely conversation today with a woman who apparently purchased a small purebred dog with intention of breeding him. Unfortunately, he has a retained testicle, which the woman knows is hereditary--she specifically told me that she doesn't want to breed him and have the pups have the same problem.
The she turned around and asked if there was a surgery I could do to move the testicle down into the scrotum, or if I could "palpitate" it down.
Seems the vet clinic up the highway told her no. So she called me, and also the clinic further north, just in case we knew how to do that. I explained that there is no surgery to move the testicle and still have it functional, and even if I could do such a thing, it wouldn't change his genetics--his pups would still have a high risk of also being cryptorchid.
(Hello! have you noticed that your children were not born with your scars?!)
When I told her that, she asked how much it would cost to neuter him, but she didn't want to make an appointment yet, 'cuz she's still waiting for the other clinic to call her back. As if Dr. G is going to magically be able to fix the dog's messed up genetics? Yeah...
draggonlaady: (Grinding Bones)
First point--I cannot count the number of times I've heard that foals, calves, kids, lambs, whatever can't come out backwards. Bullshit. You've got 2 back feet, pull the damn thing. Don't waste your time and energy trying to shove the little bugger back in and go fishing for front feet and a head. You'll throw your back out, kill the baby, and likely kill the mom, IF you can even get it to go back--it's not like mom's gonna be helping you with that, bucko.

Second point--make absofuckinglutely Goddamn needle-in-your-eye-go-to-Hell-if-you-die CERTAIN that you have either 2 back feet, or 2 front feet AND A NOSE before you pull on anything. If you have 2 front feet without a nose, or one back foot and one front food, do not under ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES PULL ON ANYTHING.

Got that? Good. Then my work here is done for now.

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