They're out to get me

I swear it. The other drivers are conspiring. I was driving along quite peacefully with the Bruces yesterday, in the left lane quite legally passing a pair of cars going slightly less than that speed limit. Suddenly, the marshmallow-brained moron driving the red mini-van in the right lane SWERVED INTO THE LEFT LANE EXACTLY WHERE I WAS DRIVING. I slammed on the brakes, swerved off the road onto the shoulder and laid vigorously on the horn hoping the snot-breathed fuck-head would get his fat red mini-van ass back in his own lane and let me back on the road. Instead, he blithely continues into my driving space, forcing me completely off the road, and then accelerates to pass the car that had been ahead of him in the right lane.

Thankfully, there was nobody behind me to rear-end me during this.

So after passing the car, he switches back into the right lane, AND DROPS BACK DOWN BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT. Mother-FUCKER.

So I quickly caught up to him, handed Bruce I my cell phone, and let him play photographer. This apparently confused the hell out of bat-shit-insane-driver-man, but hey, let him worry. Also, it seems this is not the man's only random disregard for safety while driving, as the left front fender was crumpled in from some prior impact.

And if any of you see this bastard on the road, watch yourselves, and feel free to flip him right the Hell off.

webpaging

Bruce is working on a page...feel free to stop by http://www.brainweevil.com and comment.

also, he's trying to format it to work on web-browsing phones, so if you have one and could try going to http://www.mobile.brainweevil.com and let us know if it works okay on your phone, that'd be splendid.

Spokaloo

So, other than trying not to die on the road, yesterday was pretty fun. Went thrift-store shopping with Bruce. Found a kick-ass pair of boots (good spottin', Bruce!). Picked up lots of books, and had fun trying on dresses that I'll never wear.

Stopped for dinner at Top of India on the way home. Pretty disappointing, really. the food was acceptable, but I can get better than acceptable food at home. Eating out should be really damn good food, or stuff that's too hard/time consuming to bother making it at home. Wish Cedars was closer, we could go get really good Indian. Service was cheerful and the one girl was lech-worthy though. So was her friend who came in to pick her up.






Also, today Bruce made me chocolate covered mangoes. Delicious!