What the bejeezus?

In two separate incidents on September 11 (the recent one), F-16s were scrambled to escort planes on which "suspicious activity" had been reported. That activity: using the bathroom. Frontier Flight 623 and American Flight 34 were escorted to their destinations after passengers either made "too many" trips to the bathroom or stayed there "too long."

It is patently obvious that the entire country has lost its collective fucking mind.