Reviews

Jul. 3rd, 2012 07:35 pm
draggonlaady: (Vampire Cat)
Whole buncha stuff to review, get ready to read.
Currently watching Lifeforce, which is a really...uhm...odd movie. The science is sketchy at best, and clearly the characters have no concept of quarantine, and have never seen a horror movie. Currently, Patrick Stewart is being possessed by a french brunette girl who is also a vampire from space. Yeah. and the male lead may be about to kiss Patrick Stewart. yup. he kissed him. now flashy lights and bad special effets with totally unexplained telkinesis? Right. You get the idea. Watch it with wine, the movie brings the cheese. (Bruce complains that the nudity has dropped off as the weird has picked up.)
Dammit, I totally should have done a running commentary on this movie from the start! MUPPET PATRICK STEWART IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FACE! hahahahhahahahaa (oh, trust me, it was funny).

And books I've read since last I reviewed:
Stolen, by Kelley Armstrong. This is the second in a series, and I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about the series. Overall good--as you'll note I keep reading them--but she insists on intermittently throwing in things that just grate on me, like comments about Rottweilers not knowing how to do anything but kill. I did think her evasion of gun details was hilarious (main character states "I'm Canadian. I don't know anything about street guns. He did something with it.") and overall enjoy the characters and stories. I picked her books up because of a short story of hers that I read a while back (http://draggonlaady.livejournal.com/330846.html), and her sense of humor stays true through the books I've read.

Count Zero, by William Gibson. The sequel to Neuromancer. Very good, but rather hovers in Neuromancer's shadow, and doesn't really set itself apart until about 2/3 of the way through. Definitely worth the read, and I'll certainly read Mona Lisa Overdrive too, but he may have hit the high mark with Neuromancer.

The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag is a collection of short stories by Robert A. Heinlein. As usual when picking up one of his books after a time away, I am reminded of why I so love Heinlein. His works are such an enjoyable mix of the silly and the philosophical. I was especially fond of the last story in the collection, "He Built A Crooked House".

Raft, by Stephen Baxter. I actually didn't finish this book - I just could not get engaged with the world or the characters, and so after an evening of reading and making it about a quarter of the way through, I set it down and picked up a different book the next day. This was the first novel Baxter published, so maybe his later books are a bit easier to get into? Here's hoping.

I am amused

Sep. 6th, 2011 09:10 pm
draggonlaady: (Vampire Cat)
So I'm reading this book that I got from the wunnerful [livejournal.com profile] dina_james. She's an author, with a story in said book. Go check her out, she rocks. Also, feel free to support her rockatude by buying her books.

This is from a different story, not Dina's, but I've gotta quote this to you, because I side entirely with Melanie. From Kelley Armstrong's "Paranormal Romance Blues" (any typos are mine):

"So this vampire bar," Tiffany tried again. "It's for dating. It's not easy being a vampire, you know. You think you have dating problems? Try being immortal."
"They are only semi-immortal. and why would I want to date one?"
"Uh, because they're hot."
sure, if you went for tall, dark and parasitic.
...
"Hello?" Tiffany waved her hand in front of my face. "Earth to Melanie. Can we blow this joint please? The vampire bar is calling. Hot guys who've been waiting centuries to meet you."
I snorted.
"Oh, come on," she said. "Don't you find it the least bit romantic? A creature of the night, tormented by the emptiness of his life, searching for that one special woman, knowing if he doesn't find her in time, he'll be condemned to eternity as a soulless monster."
"That's a book."
She frowned. "Are you sure?"
"Yep."
"Fine, but they still need to find their true love, the one bright flame that will warm their cold existence."
"Book. More than one, I think."
"Forget romance. They need sex. It's like Red Bull for vampires, boosting their powers to unimaginable heights. They need lots of it, in every shape and form imaginable, including a few you haven't imagined."
"Book," I said. "I hope."
"Maybe, but they're still tormented creatures of the night--"
"They can walk around in daylight."
"No way."
"Yep. I'm not even all that sure about the tormented part. Sure, they have to drink blood and take one life a year, but once they work past that, they get a long life, eternal youth, near invulnerability and conga lines of swooning women fighting to get into their beds, eager to prove they'll be their 'one true love'. What's not to like?"
She slumped in her chair, a sigh whistling out.
"Maybe we can find you a tormented one," I said.
...
"All right," I said. "We'll check out this bar and find you a vampire. And if he's not tormented, I'm sure I can fix that."

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