Wow, another stupid chat

Ok, so I decided that I'd just lie to be scary and see what happened. It apparently wasn't scary enough. I was on a friend's computer, so for the purpose of this conversation, I'm Laura. Honestly, would you keep talking to someone who told you they'd hit a bicyclist while driving drunk? eew.

asasizemore: hey whats up
Laura : not much, just pretending to be laura
asasizemore: then who are you
Laura : jes
Laura : who are you?
asasizemore: Asa
asasizemore: i live in Coeur d alene
Laura : nice to meet you. i'm stuck in pullman
asasizemore: in pullman
Laura : yup. crappy little town.
asasizemore: need a ride home
Laura : no, i live here. i'm stuck here for school
asasizemore: ah ok
asasizemore: got ya
asasizemore: are you from cda
Laura : nope
Laura : so how do you know laura?
asasizemore: shes my girlfriend
asasizemore: just kidding
Laura : funny that, she's dating my best friend
asasizemore: just talked to her on here a few times is all
asasizemore: you got a boyfriend
Laura : not that i know of
asasizemore: oh ok wanna hook up lol
Laura : seems unlikely
asasizemore: i know you have a pic or what do you look like
Laura : rather human, i guess
asasizemore: ok
asasizemore: you just look human thats all
Laura : pretty much. except for the horns
asasizemore: ahh ok
asasizemore: are you cute though
Laura : sure, if you're into the evil type
asasizemore: i like the evil type sometimes
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Laura : why?
asasizemore: they are ussually mysterious and can be a hard to figure out and i like that
Laura : oh. well, i'm the simple evil type. i use people to accomplish my own ends and then discard them when i'm done with them
asasizemore: use me
Laura : the only thing i'm needing right now is a housekeeper and yard boy.
asasizemore: ok then i am in the wrong place
Laura : you said i could use you. you didn't put limits on what uses i could put you to
Laura : i never claimed that i'd be nice to you
asasizemore: i guess so i might do yard work but i have my own house to clean
Laura : so? i'm evil remember. i don't care if your house gets clean
asasizemore: thats awfull
Laura : pretty much.
asasizemore: so are you cute
Laura : at least i'm honest about it though
asasizemore: yep
Laura : well, the girls tell me i am
asasizemore: are you a girl
Laura : well i do look pretty good in a skirt
asasizemore: nice
asasizemore: do you look good in a bathing suit
Laura : depends on your taste, i guess
asasizemore: oh ok
Laura : since i pretty much doubt you have good taste (given that you're still talking to me) i'll go with yes
asasizemore: what color hair you have
asasizemore: your funny
Laura : which hair? the stuff on my head, or the short and curlies?
Laura : yeah, but looks aren't everything
asasizemore: both
Laura : depends on what color my friends have painted me recently
asasizemore: do you get painted a lot
Laura : only when i'm drunk
asasizemore: cool
asasizemore: i was drunk last night
Laura : mmm. i stopped getting drunk after i hit that kid on the bike
asasizemore: sorry to hear of your mis fortune
Laura : wasn't too bad, just got community service and a fine
Laura : and my license suspended of course
asasizemore: dang cant drive then
Laura : nope
asasizemore: ahh
Laura : well, not legally anyway
asasizemore: ya i never got a dui or anything
Laura : lucky you
asasizemore: try not to drink and drive
Laura : what's the fun in that?
asasizemore: i am responsible drunk guy
Laura : that's nice
asasizemore: you dont like nice though right
Laura : sure. they're easier to take advantage of