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Really. Sea Kittens? C'mon.

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99249669

So yeah, conservation is great, I'm totally in favor. And we really DO need to work on preventing over-fishing.

But once again, PeTA is bringing more damage than help to the cause by being utterly ridiculous. Their webpage is blatantly patronizing, and hits the "we're trying so hard to be cute that we are sickening instead" point within 3 sentences. And to answer one of their questions: "Would sea kitten soufflé be a hot seller at the local seafood restaurant?" I'm pretty sure that if that was offered around here, it would be a hit, yes.

Some points I particularly cringed at:

"Most parents would never dream of spending a weekend torturing kittens for fun with their families, but hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car," PETA campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne says.


No, no it really is NOT the same AT ALL. Not that I think being hooked through the mouth sounds particularly fun, but in the above (we hope to GOD hypothetical) scenario, the main source of damage to the kitten is the flaying effect of being battered, bounced, and pummeled against the pavement while being dragged. Dragged-by-car animals typically have severe abrasions, bruising, de-gloving injuries, and often broken bones. Catch-and-release fishing, especially with barb-less hooks as most of the catch-and-release fisher folk I know use, causes a small puncture in the mouth, rather like getting your lip pierced. You go on and judge which is worse.

But Byrne says that even if people lose jobs in the fishing industry through the success of the campaign, they could find work in more sea-kitten-friendly environments.

"So as there is less of a demand for foods like fish, there is more of a demand for other foods, and jobs open up in those industries," Byrne says.


Right. Because everyone knows that pulling nets on a boat or working in a fishery is EXACTLY the same as farming soybeans.

Date: 2009-01-13 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
Some day, the world is going to produce a collective "What?" at PeTA.

Jesus Christ, even Wile E. Coyote isn't this unrealistic.

Date: 2009-01-13 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neogrammarian.livejournal.com
heh. I can see ol'Wil E now, excitedly unpacking an ACME box containing a fishing rod and a ball of yarn. He'll get those sea kittens, just you watch!

Date: 2009-01-13 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
Right up until his nemesis meeps right behind him and makes him jump into the path of a sea-tiger...

Date: 2009-01-13 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neogrammarian.livejournal.com
Yes! Who drags him along the seafloor by the neck, like a seakitten on a hook...

Instead of the trademark Yoohoohoo, we see bubbles!

Date: 2009-01-13 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
And yet in the next scene, he's not even wet...

Date: 2009-01-13 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neogrammarian.livejournal.com
Well, that would be the ACME No Wet he used last episode ; )

Date: 2009-01-13 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
Ah, ACME. Excellent when used right, downright catastrophic when not.

Date: 2009-01-13 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neogrammarian.livejournal.com
one of the grocery store chains here is ACME and I giggle every time I go.

Date: 2009-01-13 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
Careful of any of their products with rockets bolted to them...

Date: 2009-01-13 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neogrammarian.livejournal.com
Yeah, I keep expecting to pick up a potato and find a stick of dynamite under it!

Date: 2009-01-13 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-egg.livejournal.com
That's one Hell of a soecial offer.

Date: 2009-01-13 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sagaciouslu.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm....reminds me of the sea monkeys you could order from the back of comic books, right beside the x-ray specs.....

Ohhhhh.....all spiraley.

Date: 2009-01-13 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kresentia.livejournal.com
Hey, I think it's a great idea to send notes to Fish and Wildlife to protect the sea kittens! Since they have no idea what these stupid people are talking about they should just ignore the letters... Maybe they will even go after PETA for wasting their time.
Maybe we who are against PETA should start calling chickens "flappy food" so there won't be a problem in eating them. If they can rename "sea kittens", why not?

Date: 2009-01-14 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com
Flappy food was the most hilarious thing I heard all afternoon yesterday, thanks :)

Date: 2009-01-14 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kresentia.livejournal.com
Glad to be of assistance!

Date: 2009-01-14 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacksontwobears.livejournal.com
A coworker wonders if real kittens are as tasty as sea kittens.
She wants to find out and says "Thanks PETA!"

*The amount of sarcasm dripping from her voice has left a puddle on the floor.*

Date: 2009-01-14 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draggonlaady.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahahaha

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