How many of you

[draggonlaady]

say or hear things like this at work, which are actually relevant to your job?

"And I did it all without getting blood splatters on my khakis!"

Comments

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me. I think I like it.
You know, I don't think I've ever heard what your new job is.

[jacksontwobears.livejournal.com]

I work for an "Outdoor and Adventure Equipment and Supplies" place.
In the warehouse. I'm a grunt.

We make a lot of shit to keep the fog off your glasses/ski masks/dive masks and some special stuff to keep it off swim goggles. We have stuff to wrap your shotguns, rifles, bows, canteens, and Thermoses to keep it camouflaged and weather-protected. And we make a lot of crap that nobody should buy.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a place my cousin would spend a lot of money :)
$70 boating sandals that look to me just about like the sandals I bought at a garage sale for $2. Things like that?

[jacksontwobears.livejournal.com]

Over-priced stuff, yes. Useless over-priced stuff, totally.
We also have accounts for this woman whose stuff has been seen being sold at Nordstroms. Not a place I shop regularly.